The Curse Of Consumption I can hardly remember my early life when I wiggled and wriggled embryo-like blindly consuming all before me. I know I sensed the warnings not to bite off more than I could chew, but consumer of cliches that I was, I carried on regardless making a meal of everything I could swallow, even the words. I could feel that change was coming and eventually it happened! I made it happen! My curse became a blessing and I broke out of my hard carapace, split open the shell that had become my prison, did my best to leave it behind to have a look at the world outside and continue my cruise of consumption. Nothing was sacred I ate it all and grew fat, so fat, too fat. So fat I felt ready to explode. And then it happened, I swear, it was like a nuclear explosion inside me all the dust and debris of decadence solidifying into something unspeakable, mushrooming into something unintelligible to be spewed out of my big ...