James It was still his favourite toy, that robot with the flashing eyes, a birthday present when he was only five. He called it James, he couldn’t say why. He didn’t know a James so he was pleased to be original. There was a lever called a joystick because it brought him joy and gave him perfect control. Back and forth, round in circles, blinking and winking away. He called all the shots. Now he’s grown up, almost nine and James is feeling his age (yes, of course he can feel) so his movements are slower and his lights less bright and sparkly. Age has undermined his splendour, it happens, he knew it would. The joystick is a bit wonky so control is imperfect but it doesn’t matter, the joy is the same. James is still James and will be forever.