Easter Bonnet
You promised me an easter bonnet
to celebrate my first swim.
I thought I might lay you an egg
an Easter gift to thank you
for your kind thoughts.
But this is a travesty.
A blond wig is not a bonnet.
You’ve made me look like a clown,
a Donald Trump duck
or a Boris Johnson.
I shall swim away.
There’ll be no egg for you


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